You never know who will show up or what will happen at EPW, but there was a full moon and things got really crazy Saturday night in Booneville!
Hollywood Jimmy Blaylock came to the ring and brought out the new EPW Tag Team Champions, "The Super Heroes" Justin Rhodes & Chazz Stone, wearing Superman costumes. Former Champions Bonecrusher & Cassanova Kid came to the ring and demanded a re-match for the belts. Hollywood refused. Hollywood then said if Bonecrusher and Cassanova Kid can win singles matches against his guys tonight, they would get their title shots at the next EPW show. Bone & Kid agreed, but added a stipulation - Hollywood must not be at ringside during the matches. Hollywood reluctantly accepted after Justin & Chazz assured him they would win.
Cassanova Kid defeated Chazz Stone in the opening match.
EPW Champion Soultaker w/Hollywood cheated his way to victory over former Champion Buzz Harley.
"Superstar" Bill Dundee & Big Daddy Neno w/Antoin Smooth defeated 24/7 (Kross & JR Mauler) by DQ due to interference by Hollywood. Post match beat down on
Dundee/Neno/Smooth. Dundee's knee injured - I have not received a report as to how bad the injury is.
Hollywood, Justin, & Chazz back out to do another documentary segment on fat people in Mississippi. They go around the arena insulting fans, then come to the table where I am sitting. Hollywood handed Justin a cup and told him to pee in it. Justin started to do it then and there, but Hollywood sent him to the back. Blaylock continued to run his mouth, then Justin re-appeared a few minutes later and hands the cup to Hollywood, who threw it all over me. That's right, Blaylock threw a cup of piss on me. Folks, I lost it. I slapped the crap out of Hollywood, then I punched him right in the mouth. He bled like a stuck pig. The fight was on, and I really don't remember how long it lasted or how many people it took to break it up, all I remember is that I wanted to beat him half to death. EPW Promoter Edith Poole came out of the back and ordered a match for the next EPW show, Hollywood vs. Axeman in a boxing match.
Main event: Bonecrusher defeated Justin Rhodes by DQ. This means that Bone & Kid will get a title shot this Friday night.
The card for EPW this Saturday night will include:
Bonecrusher & Cassanova Kid vs. EPW Tag Team Champions "The Super Heroes" Justin Rhodes & Chazz Stone for the belts.
Hollywood Jimmy vs. Axeman in a boxing match! I'm gonna pound Jimmy's big fat
butt!
Remember, you never know what is gonna show or who is going to show up at EPW, so do not miss it!
It all happens at the EPW Arena on Highway 145 in Booneville, MS. Bell time is 8:00.
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