The show opened with EPW Promoter Edith Poole calling out Hollywood Jimmy Blaylock, who she said had been leaving messages that he was injured and could not participate in his match tonight. Out came Hollywood, on crutches, accompanied by his "physician" Al Hall. Blaylock again stated he could not wrestle due to a medical condition. Hall then explained that Blaylock had a "world's record hemorrhoid" and would not be able to wrestle. Edith said she knew Al Hall was not a doctor, he was "that drunk referee from KAW." She then ordered Blaylock to wrestle, and he again refused to do so, stating emphatically that he was unable wrestle due to his medical condition. Edith then pointed out that Hollywood was on crutches, which was not necessary if someone has hemorrhoids. I then spotted a staple gun in the desk drawer of the announce table. I grabbed it, snuck up behind Blaylock, and shot a staple into the posterior portion of his anatomy, which immediately cured him of whatever was allegedly wrong with him, because he took off running and screaming across the arena. Edith then ordered him to wrestle.
North Mississippi Champion "DC" David Cross defeated a masked wrestler called El Something.
Hollywood & Al Hall out again, Blaylock saying he wants to interview more people for his documentary about obesity in Mississippi. They attempted to interview several people in the audience, but nobody would cooperate. He then tried to interview yours truly, and threw powder in my face.
Justin Rhodes, Chazz Stone, & Hollywood came to the ring for their match. Bonecrusher & Cassanova Kid came to the ring for their match, without their mystery partner. They then introduced their partner, Chris Fontaine, who was Justin's partner at one time. However, Justin, Chazz & Hollywood won the match when Fontaine turned on Bonecrusher & Kid and cost them the match. New Tag Team Champions are Justin Rhodes & Chazz Stone.
"Grandmaster Sexay" Brian Christopher defeated Prescious.
24/7 (Kross & JR Mauler) defeated "Superstar" Bill Dundee & Big Daddy Neno w/Antoin Smooth.
Next EPW event is THIS Saturday night at the EPW Arena on Highway 145 in Booneville, MS. Remember, you never know what will happen at EPW or who will show up, so do not miss it!
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