Thursday, June 2, 2011

Wayne's World Special

"More of the same" Well after a great iPPV taping, Memorial Day/Birthday celebration...I guess it's back to life. Which for me includes wrestling...I check out this match because it's a "shoot" and low and behold it's just more of the same! Let me back up just a second, first I watched another video featuring "One Man Kru" and his "movie" which looks more like a lost retard walking down a random backroad than anything else. The VoiceOver is obviously OMK and he's also writer/director/actor/editor/everything else. Anyone else laughing yet? Anyway this one man movie making machine is also a wrestler, but isn't everybody these days? With such an original name like One Man Kru, I just had to watch this match! The match starts out generically enough and falls apart from there. What I notice is Bull trying to lead this prodigy through a match and it just deteriorates to the point of Bull being left alone in the ring. I can tell that OMK is nervous or scared or just plain stupid more than likely. Sorry I'm being so harsh but when I say this is more of the same, I mean it's more unprofessionalism in a business. It's OMK not realizing that he was too ignorant to wrestle Bull when he took him down. Yes, Bull did shoot on OMK... if you want to call it that. But I call it wrestling and legit takedowns that upset the star no one has heard of before this incident. Was Buchanan upset going into the match? My bet is yes. The reason is because if I had to give my body to an idiot with an ego I'd be upset too. After being taken down a few times, OMK backs Bull in the corner and fires away a few shots. My girlfriend hits harder than him and she's no where near his size. Maybe that's what caused Bull to rock him with a stiff forearm. Maybe it was OMK's recent sucess, which has caused some jealousy... I heard he lost 23 lbs on P90x. No matter what the reason, you can tell Bull has now terrified the creatively original OMK...with a couple wresting takedowns and a single stiff forearm. After the forearm we are treated to some chops and more stiff shots in the corner and a kick to the back before the star rolls out of the ring. The match ends shortly after that with Bull yelling and being visibly upset. After watching the match and rewinding it a few times, I've come to the conclusion that sometimes I really hate what wrestling has become!! You've got a real wrestler in the ring with a mark that should be in the front row!! Here's a fat out of shape crybaby bitching because someone hit him too hard! Are you kidding me?! It doesn't matter his reason for doing it, because if what he did hurt that badly..who knows what a real shoot would feel like! This whole ordeal proves that it doesn't take much to call yourself a wrestler these days but it takes a lot more to make it true.

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