66 found their way to the Stadium Inn tonight. There is a new website for USWO and it is (drum roll...) www.uswotv.com! Our trio of referees tonight are JW Boogie Stratton, Mark Owen, and Tim Humphries.
Lee Cross & Crusher Eric Hodge beat Tiny Bear & Shawn Hoodrich in 6:00. TB has his tights with the Confederate flag on the back. Being paired with SH would leave one wondering if they would be the 2010 version of "The New South". TB gets pin balled but stops that with an eye poke of doom. SH in to get hip tossed by CEH for 2. SH answers with a dropkick and TB gives CEH a headbutt as they isolate him in the corner. TB pulls his straps down and gives CEH "the man-boob smother" then SH drops a top elbow for 2. SH sets up for a running double knee lift but CEH dodges it and we get TAGS!! LC all over TB but SH spine busters CEH before LC breaks up the cover. TB grabs LC and holds as SH goes for a super kick but LC drops and TB gets kicked. LC waits for SH to turn around then hits the Cross-factor on him for the pin.
SH makes excuses for the loss, blaming a virus, then saying it's because he "hasn't seen a white girl in a while", lol.
Nore Havoc beat Playboy James Duncan in 9:00. JD takes his time removing his sport coat then does some warm ups before locking up, where he slams NH and shows off his physique. Next lockup ends with JD hitting a dropkick!! NH then gets offensive on JD before drop kicking him out. JD can't reverse a hammerlock so he backs NH into the corner, squashing him. NH goes up top but JD pushes him and crotches him across the top. JD stomps and chokes then drops a headbutt to the groinular region for 2. JD hits a pretty splash for 2 but is bothered by Boogie's "slow" counts. NH grabs JD for a slam but JD falls on top of him for 2. JD drops a knee and more choking before going up top. JD misses a belly buster splash and NH fires up on him prior to hitting the chopping block for the pin.
Peekaboo and Chicken both crack on JD as he departs.
Miss Rachel beat Nemesis in 6:00. N making her Inn debut in this PGWA match. This is MR's first Inn match since giving birth to Elizabeth on 2/20. They trade arm working then go down to the mat where MR headstands to escape N's head scissors. MR throws some forearms and kicks then dropkicks to the back for 1. N hair pulls MR to the corner and beats on her before hitting a pair of splashes. N kicks to MR's back and butterflies her arms. N starts talking to the crowd and gets distracted, which allows MR to get to her feet and give N a lariat. MR bangs N's head into all 4 turnbuckles then a running dropkick to the chest for 2. N escapes and heads through the curtain but MR fetches her back. Back in, MR reverse whips N to the corner and splashes her, following up with a fisherman's suplex for the pin.
Tiny Bear comes back out and challenges OUR USWO/ATL Dance-Off Champion Peekaboo! P busts his moves then TB answers by shaking his Confederate flag and trying to give P a lap dance! P then breaks out the hand jive and TB counters by appearing to hump the mat! Gordon polls the crowd and P keeps the undefeated streak going!
TB thinks Gordon screwed him over and gets all up in his face. TB wants some of Gordon but Saint runs out and gives him a good swift kick right in the Confederate flag.
After intermission, Hot Rod Biggs comes out with a chair and has a seat at a corner of the ring.
Josh Crow beat USWO Music City Champion Damien (Payne) by DQ in 12:00. DP says he has no idea why HRB is here, adding that this is JC's last title shot. (Last week's match with these two is on the USWO website). JC busts through the curtain and tears into DP, giving him a belly to belly suplex followed by a rana. JC springboard dropkicks DP out then dives between the ropes onto him. JC punts DP back in and follows to power bomb for 2. DP rolls out again and JC dives out again but misses and hits the carpet. DP keeps JC on the mat for a bit then chokes and uppercuts him. JC gets whipped to the corner but comes off with a springboard elbow for 2. DP chin breaks then a big boot to the face followed by some stomping. DP goes for a sleeper but can't put JC out. JC gets free but runs into a dropkick and DP drapes him in the ropes and forearms him to the apron then baseball slides him to the floor. DP sets JC on the apron but whiffs on a back senton and hits the floor himself. Both crawl back in, DP knee lifts and stomps JC in the ropes then sets him up top. JC fights him off and comes off with a tiltawhirl. JC grabs DP but gets billowed and DP resumes abuse. JC gets whipped into the ropes but comes off with a flip kick to the head, both down to 8. Slug fest then JC dropkicks for 2. JC sets up and hits the Crow bomb then covers DP but HRB runs in and clobbers him for the DQ.
JC questions HRB's actions then asks for 5 more minutes. DP reiterates "no more title shots" (although technically JC DID win the match, just sayin') then is rushed by angry mullet ladies. JC demands rematch but Gordon notes contract clause where DP is correct. Tony notes JC involved in tables match Saturday night, but they will grant request. JC vows to get title shot back.
Jocephus beat Bad Boy Dixon in 3:00. BBD jumps J at the bell to give this match a brawling start. BBD comes off the top with a double axe handle, nearly knocking out a ceiling tile in the process. J tries a choke slam but BBD low blows him and follows up with a spin kick to the head. BBD comes off the ropes but J catches him and Shelby Rock Bottoms him for the pin.
Fortunately, BBD's mom is not here to see her baby boy get planted into the mat by J
LT Falk & Psycho Medic beat Dyron Flynn & Jason Xavier in 9:00. LT out by himself, explains scheduled partner Rudy Switchblade has family issues and wasn't able to make it. LT says he is a fighting champion so he will test himself by taking DF/JX alone! The duo jumps LT but he recovers to dump DF out and hip toss JX for 2. JX pulls LT over to tag DF but LT grabs JX's leg and clotheslines DF with it for 2. LT holds his own against the duo until he gets clobbered by JX while dodging DF's Irish splash. JX grapevines LT's leg then pulls him to the corner and low blows him. JX shoves LT out so DF can attack the leg some more. DF in legally with a flurry of kicks and sort of figure fours one leg until LT make the ropes. More leg abuse until LT reverses JX's headlock and rams him into the turnbuckles then fires up. DF catches LT's cross body and holds him as JX back cracks him. Music hits and Psycho Medic comes out! PM cleans house, booting JX and headbutting DF then giving DF the Malpractice for the pin!
PM departs with bandanna intact and not saying a word. LT gets to his feet, not sure about what just happened. Mullet ladies chase DF as another group of fans chastise JX. Gordon says DF/JX haven't seen the last of PM!
ATL Champion Gary Valiant beat USWO Champion Jeff Daniels (w/Dominique) by DQ in 13:00. It has been determined that only the USWO title will be at stake here (much to surprise of all). GV has issues with D being out here. Prematch inspections take some time as does D leaving the ring. GV blocks JD down and hair pulling claims abound, so GV demonstrates hair pulling on ref MO. GV hangs on to a headlock for a while, kicking at D when she pokes her head in. JD shoves GV to the ropes where D grabs his leg and JD pops him upside the head. JD drops an elbow and stomps GV, who rolls out to chase D. JD follows as Bill Deshields exerts himself keeping the mullet ladies from attacking D. JD rakes GV's chest and back right in front of front row fans as D keeps ref MO busy. Back in, JD drops an elbow for 2 then jabs the throat before going for his praying sleeper hold. Gordon joins Bill in holding back the mullet ladies as GV escapes and gets like a 7 count with a sunset flip but alas, D again has him distracted. JD big boots GV and chokes in the ropes, leaving him for a moment so D can join in the experience. JD chucks GV out and D runs over to stomp him. JD follows and they scrap on the floor a bit before each shoves the other into the ringpost. Back in, GV pops JD with some rights before sunset flipping and pulling JD's tights down too but MO again distracted. JD backdrops GV out and follows for more brawling. They make their way back in but D grabs GV by the tights and there is a full moon over the Stadium Inn. Ref MO finally has enough of D's antics and calls for the DQ.
GV (with tights still pulled down) confronts ref MO then talks. GV had JD beat but "3-dollar skank" hindered his goal. JD responds that he is the number one man here, tells GV if he wants a rematch he needs to put up the ATL title! GV wants 5 more minutes then warns MO to stay back. GV says he will put his belt up for next week then slingshots JD into the ring and peppers him with rights before JD bails out and leaves. GV promises triumph then there is Valiant-dancing.
Credit: Mr. USWO @ Mid-Southern Wrestling message board
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