Sunday, December 20, 2009

USWO Results from 12-19 in Nashville


26 packed the Stadium Inn tonight.

Crusher Eric Hodge beat Tiny Bear in 5:00. TB in cutoff jeans tonight but does have boots and tights on. TB sets up a tenpunch but CEH drops down and pulls TB down into a rollup for the pin.

David Matthews beat Psycho Medic in 7:00 when he pulled out an international object and hit PM with it. Boogie's postmatch investigation proves inconclusive.
Tony points out that DM's attitude has been slowly changing to the negative.

Tony announces that though there will be no wrestling at the beautiful downtown Stadium Inn this Friday (Christmas) due to the Titans game, at the SAWMill in Millersville there will be a show that night with himself, LT Falk, Hodge, Damien Payne, and Josh Crow appearing among others.
There will be wrestling here next Saturday with Petey "Mr. Lohan" Wright and "The Shelby Street Brawler" Jocephus appearing.

Anthony Wayne beat Bad Boy Dixon in 7:00. AW tells us that since BBD started hanging out with Payne & Crow, he is guilty by association of transgressions by the others on himself. AW comes out victorious with a sunset flip for the pin.
BBD is angry (telling his momma?), noting ever since he was screwed out of the USWO Jr. Championship, he has been given mismatches in the ring (calls AW "oompa-loompa")

T-Shirt Will hands out Christmas cards. He even gave me one!

Saint beat Quinton Quarisma in 7:00. QQ has chosen his lavender robe for tonight's Robe Removal Ritual although fans beg him to put it back on. Lots of witty banter to start but eventually S rolls up QQ for the pin.
QQ feels cheated so Tony makes him dance with OUR USWO Dance-Off Champion Peekaboo! QQ comes out strong with much shimmying and grinding. P busts out a delayed hand jive. Crowd poll is nearly even so we have a second round! QQ pulls his straps down (he is in a t-shirt) and bounces around but P breaks out some booty shakin' and some Elvis moves to stay undefeated.

USWO Jr. Champion Cody Weatherby beat The Zodiac and Josh Crow in 4:00 in a 3-way match. Z a masked guy making debut. After the bell, JC wanders out to watch and decides to join in, mostly helping Z double up on CW. JC dumped out and CW hits his finisher on Z for the win.

Damien Payne beat Jamie Dundee by DQ in 11:00. JD sings along with "Bad to the Bone" and has brought out his hubcap. JD says DP is apparently in the grocery biz since he is packing vienna sausages! DP gets JD down to the mat and keeps him there for a while. JD arises and fires up, then tenpunches. DP pushes him off and he collides with Boogie. DP grabs the hubcap but swings and misses. JD grabs it and whacks DP with it but Boogie spots this and calls for the DQ.
JD whacks DP again upon leaving.

Deathwish beat Saint & Kid Dynamite in 12:00. Both refs come out per stipulations. The mentholated KD still has DW's "OUCH" chair while S surmises that DW couldn't afford Fetish's services tonight! Despite 2 refs, the identically dressed DW are able to switch at will due to much activity outside the ring. DW are able to isolate S for punishment and do so for a while until S springs from the corner and nails both with a flying elbow. KD tenpunches a DW guy as the others (along with both refs) spill to the outside. KD charges at a DW guy but crashes into The Brucester. Dixon runs out to distract Boogie even more as the DW guy in the ring pops KD with a chain for the pin.

Credit: Mr. USWO @ Mid-Southern Wrestling message board

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