60 made USWO their choice of entertainment. JW Boogie Stratton and The Brucester are OUR officials for the evening.
Damien Payne comes out to talk. Gordon drops the mic and makes DP pick it up. DP calls the fans rednecks though Gordon reminds DP/"Opie" that he is from Mayberry! DP says he and Josh Crowe and Mark Anthony will destroy "old decrepit" Tony on his 50th birthday next Friday. DP says tonight he will beat Aiden Scott like the orphan that he is.
LT Falk b Harold Knight and Violent T in a 3-way
LT noggin knockers the other 2 and clears the ring. LT/VT lockup while HK watches from the outside until LT blocks VT out and HK jumps LT from behind. VT forearms LT in the face then both splash and stomp LT. They double clothesline LT then VT suplexes LT for 2 but HK pulls him off. HK/VT shove each other then LT gets up and chops both. VT lowblows LT and HK holds him up. LT ducks and VT clobbers HK, sending him out. LT flatlines VT for the pin in 5:00
LT decides to address the masses. LT calls up HK and commends him on giving 110% tonight, telling VT to get back to the locker room because he's a loser (he wouldn't say THAT to Little Booger!). LT says he looks at HK as family and was distressed because HK turned his back on USWO. LT then gives the famous "look who you hang out with" speech and offers HK an opportunity for an attitude adjustment. HK/LT shake hands. LT gives us this pearl of wisdom: "Ladies and money is nice but that's not what it's all about".
Cody Weatherby b Chris Norte
CW armworks then tiltawhirls for 2. CN grabs an arm then bars it and steps through the ropes to pull it while standing on the apron. CN steps back in after ref Boogie makes him stop and locks in a stretching armbar which is held for a few minutes. CW inches toward the ropes and finally makes it. CW with some one-armed offense but CN grabs the arm and hits an armbreaker to pin CW. Gordon spots that CW had his foot on the ropes and commissions Boogie to restart the match. CN argues and CW small packages him for the pin in 7:00
The Brucester b Bad Boy Dixon
Gordon informs BBD that scheduled special ref Kevin James is absent tonight but has a replacement and brings out TJ Weatherby. BBD poses on the turnbuckle as B walks out and throws BBD across the ring. TJ then calls for the bell as BBD bails out. TJ counts really fast so BBD has to come right back in. B/BBD shove each other. BBD kicks and kneelifts B for a cover but TJ and Gordon are conversing. BBD throws and elbow for another cover but TJ is really slow to get down on the mat. B up and decks BBD and covers. TJ counts a fast pin despite BBD's foot being on the ropes in 2:00
Sore loser BBD Pillmanizes B's leg and TJ runs back out to save. TJ informs us that he has been cleared to wrestle and challenges BBD to a lumberjack match. TJ also mentions that there is no show next Saturday due to the Titans game (first mention of this all evening) so this will be on 8/22.
OUR USWO Dance-Off Champion Peekaboo makes short work of two challengers who were Jackie Gayda-level bad
Kevin Dunn b James Duncan
KD armdrags JD to the mat then dropkicks him for 2. KD whipped to the corner and tries to leapfrog but JD kicks him in the groinular region. JD diverts Boogie's attention and headbutts KD in the same area. Chops traded in the corner but JD whips KD across and does a pretty splash. JD applies an abdominal stretch then just jabs KD in the throat. KD sunset flips but misses on a springboard headbutt and JD slams him. JD sets up for the Pretty Bomb but KD rolls out of the way. KD powerslams and moonsaults for the pin in 10:00
JD stumbles prettily out the door.
Aiden Scott b Damien Payne
Lockups and staring down to start, then AS hits a flying ass but instead flips over DP and x-factors him for 2. DP rolls out to collect his thoughts. AS fights out of a headlock and tries a springboard moonsault. AS misses but lands on his feet and ranas DP out. AS tries springing out onto DP but DP grabs his leg and he bounces off the top rope. DP stomps AS and lariats him out to 8. DP grabs a sleeper but AS gets a foot on the rope so DP drags him to center ring. DP lowblows and bodyscissors AS until he makes the ropes. DP sets AS up top but AS gives him a blockbuster for 2. DP picks AS over his shoulder to slam but AS rolls forward and pins DP in 12:00
Sore loser DP Paynekillers AS then tries to choke him out. Harold Knight tries to save but is thwarted and DP reapplies the hold. We hear Kid Rock playing and it's...New York Gangster!! NYG stares down DP and they slug it out! NYG whips DP into the ropes and DP bails. Gordon says to DP:"SURPRISE!" NYG wants him some of DP, AS agrees to put his revenge on hold as DP/NYG have a long history. Gordon commissions NYG/DP for 8/22
Deathwish (w/James Duncan) b Saint & LT Falk
S procured LT as his mystery partner. JD demands that the masses show DW some respect, then stares down some girls and sits in their seats. LT opens up and is able to join S in doubling on one DW as Boogie chats with the other one. S goes up top but JD is over to distract him. S punches JD but DW does a switch and the fresh one rolls away from an S legdrop. One DW dumps S out to the floor so the other DW and JD can work him over. S gets thrown back in for double/triple teaming as Boogie has a nice long talk with LT. DW does an abdominal stretch on S while the other provides leverage until caught by Boogie. S gets pulled to the apron so JD can drop a Dusty elbow on him. S is finally able to duck a lariat and dropkicks both DW guys down and we get TAGS! LT comes out on fire but Payne runs in and drags him back to the dressing room. S gets triple teamed on the floor as somebody hits his arm with a chair. S gets dragged back in for DW to double-slam him for the pin in 9:00
DW/JD do some extracurricular beatings before leaving.
Credit: WWRD @ Mid-Southern Wrestling message board
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