Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Full Impact Pro News

Joey Ryan to get an Attitude Adjustment May 2nd?

Due to circumstances beyond our control, Jigsaw has been forced to cancel his appearance at FIP’s Unfinished Business 2009, this Saturday in Crystal River. Taking his place against independent Superstar Joey Ryan will be none other than FIP’s own Brad Attitude. Attitude said that he is, “well aware of Joey Ryan’s reputation out on the west coast, and has all the respect in the world for his ability, but if he thinks he is going to walk back in to FIP and take me out as part of his `Keeping it Sleazy’ tour, he is sadly mistaken.”

Ryan’s response was simply, “Brad, there have been many men to stand there and boast about what they were going to do to Joey Ryan when they got their hands on him, many men who claimed I wasn’t all I was cracked up to be, and that they would prove to everyone who they were by putting my shoulders down for the 1, 2, 3. In fact Brad, that list is almost as long and distinguished as my…ahem…reputation…but come Saturday night, much like a number of women in the Tampa Bay area after the show is over, you’ll be taking a mustache ride, staring up at the lights wondering just how you ended up flat on your back with the great Joey Ryan on top of you. Count on it.”

Heartbreak Enterprises poised for a big weekend

“Things could not be going any better for Heartbreak Enterprises,” shouted Sean Davis. “I mean, I’ve got the Florida Heritage Champion in Rhett Titus, the UNDISPUTED WORLD Heavyweight Champion in Davey Richards, the PERFECT 10 in the lovely Baby Doll, my Heartbreak Assassin Damien Wayne, and come May 2nd, I will present to the world, the team that will complete the Trifecta and bring home those FIP Tag Team Titles baby….and nobody can do anything about it, because YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS!”

World Title Picture explodes at Unfinished Business

The hatred between Tyler Black and Davey Richards has been building for months. Classic matches in both a tag team setting and singles competition across Ring of Honor, coupled with sneak attacks; a serious injury and a bogus claim to a stolen World Heavyweight Championship have merely added fuel to an already competitive situation. This Saturday Night it all comes to a head as Tyler Black puts the belt that ironically, Davey Richards wears around his waist, on the line against his most hated rival at Unfinished Business.

“Davey, you’ve already hit me with everything you’ve got,” said Black. “While I took a bit of a hit, and was down for a while, I am back, and that belt is leaving Crystal River with its rightful owner. You can parade around with my belt all you want and call yourself champ, but you and that blimp Sean Davis are the only ones who are buying it. Come Saturday, just like everyone else around here Davey, you too will understand that there can only be one champ around here, and it’s Tyler Black. Believe that.”

The Skinny on Unfinished Business

Unfinished Business 2009
Saturday, May 2nd 2009
National Guard Armory
8551 W. Venable St., Crystal River, FL 34429
Doors open at 7:30 pm and show starts at 8 pm
Tickets are $20 Ringside, $15 GA & Kids 13 and under $10 GA
Advance tickets - $12 GA & Kids 13 and under $8 GA
To purchase advance tickets call (352) 422-4582 or visit www.FullImpactPro.com

Already Signed:

FIP World Heavyweight Title Match
Tyler Black vs. Davey Richards (w/Heartbreak Enterprises)

FIP Tag Team Title Match
Erick Stevens/Roderick Strong vs. The British Lions (Chris Gray/Tommy Taylor)

FIP Florida Heritage Title Rematch
“Addicted to Love” Rhett Titus (w/HBE) vs. Chris Jones

Dark City Fight Club vs. 2 Fast 2 Furious

Joey Ryan vs. Brad Attitude

Also Signed to Appear:

The YRR of Kenny King/Sal Rinauro/Chasyn Rance w/MSL

“The Bad Seed” Shawn Osborne

Grizzley Redwood

“The Heartbreak Assassin” Damien Wayne

The FIP Debut of Caleb Konley

Francisco Ciatso

Plus more !

Credit: Alan J. Wojcik @ Mid-Southern Wrestling message board

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